So today I got the "low-down" on all my dating wants and needs. Every detail was covered... no worries. Most of them are pretty "far fetched" but some of them are actually good! Well here's what master yoda thinks!!!
1. Boys have to spend a minimum of 50$ on every date. Give receipts to Mike.
2. Only allowed to make out if dad is a minimum of 20 yrds away. (so he can hear me scream if needed)
3. You have to pass the 5 questions.
- 1. any felonys? criminal background check.
- 2. any genetic diseases? and results from a DNA test is needed.
- 3. what is your credit score?
- 4. what is your job? and what does it pay?
- 5. will you let me drive your car? (sees what kind of car he has and if he is willing to share.
4. Only allowed a 1st and 2nd date. Have to wait until 26 for the 3rd.
5. No more calling boys. (I have to play hard to get...) Only call if emergency or if you have a very specific question. No calling THEM for the dates.
6. I'm always busy. If the guy wants me, he'll keep trying. After 3rd attempt to go on a date with me, he has to call Mike to set up a date and time. (seeing as he is in charge of my life.)
Those are the basics... or "the fundementals." I'm sure there will be more to come. :)
